never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
eleanor-oswald: jo—harvelle: warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine do you ever just make a friend and think what was I thinking, I don’t want this friend
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
hatoful-boxcars: using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
circletines: why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
lordoftheinternet: walk into the club like “what’s up i got a big cock” everyone else in the club is like “WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC WHY ARE YOU IN MY GRANDDAD’S CLOTHES??”
formuioli: we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
So turns out a lot of people think I’m awesome. Where the hell were these people when I was younger.
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
I keep having people call me “Hollywood” because my aviators and my tiger hat that’s also scarf like ,so I look like I’m wearing fur….I don’t know if I should be happy about their sarcasm.
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: ask-sonicandneku: ikkitheairbender: kevaroono: you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it. As a Whovian… That scared me.